Yuck. Stupid humid rainy crappy cloudy October.

Surely I’m not the only one who’s been thinking the last couple of weeks have been disgusting. There hasn’t been a single totally clear day and the air’s been like a swimming pool. And it’s going to be cloudy and rainy for another week. Waaaah.

Who’s holding spring hostage, huh? Who?

The Colours, Children!

So despite these things being available for nearly three years in Europe and the US, Philips are going to make me order one all the way from the UK. “No plans to sell in Australia at this time,” they say. Booo! The people demand their trinkets:

This advertisement has taught me the importance of the colour of light in the room matching what you eat. For now, I’m doomed to mentos and jasmine rice. What a world!