Edit: Replaced Noddy with the full raw footage from Channel 7. Really, really strange viewing.

Tony Abbott says “shit happens” in a totally reasonable situation, without malice and without being dismissive. There is no story. Mark Riley confronts Abbott about this on television. Abbott is literally shaking with rage, and still may bust some faces later. Okay, now there’s a story!

Heh. Ooooooooohhhh cranky Abbott!